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Indo-China Cup 26th November 2011
The Lao Elephants will be hosting the Indo-China Cup this year in Lao! We need your help to make this event a success! If anyone would be willing to volunteer there time it would be very much appreciated! We need people to help assist with the running of the event, umpires, goal umpires, boundry umpires, scorer/time keeper, officials etc…… If you think can you assist in some way please...
Lao Elephants welcome their new President
Following the resignation of President Langas, the Lao Elephants are delighted to announce the election of Mr. Paul Simcock to the throne. Promising his reign to be one without mercy and much blood-shed President Simcock made his first address to the playing list: “I would say i’m a bit of an animal-lover. In this way I think I will be really good for the Lao Elephants, combining co...
Lao Elephants smash the Tigers. And don’t quite win the Indochina Cup
The Vietnam Swans celebrate their win at the 2010 Indochina Cup Despite putting in a spirited effort to send off their President in style, the Lao Elephants were unable to stomp home from the 2010 Indochina Cup as Kings of the Mekong. One a hot, humid, Saigon day this year’s Indochina Cup was competed by the Vietnam Swans, Thailand Tigers, Cambodian Corbras and the Lao Elephants. Keen to r...

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COACH HASSETT IN IVORY SCANDAL, DENIES ANY INVOLVEMENT

Coach Hassett of the Lao Elephants has vehemently denied any knowledge of the 200kg of ivory found under his Vientiane mansion earlier this week. According to club sources the coach has distanced himself from the ivory, pointing his finger squarely at members of the visiting Jakarta Bintangs who recently graced his 19 bedroom house for petanque, boule, bocce, and scones during their tour of indoch...

OPEN INVITATION TO BEN COUSINS TO REPRESENT THE ELEPHANTS AT THE ASIAN CHAMPS

Ben Cousins Dear Ben Cousins, On behalf of the people of the Lao PDR i would like to invite you to represent the Lao Elephants at the upcoming Asian Australian Rules Football Championships in Singapore on September 6th. We know that this is your year off, your year of ‘leisure’ if you will, but we also know that deep down you have always wanted to represent the mighty pink and grey. ...

On present form would the Lao Elephants beat the Melbourne Demons – An objective analysis. Part 1

Late last year the President of the Lao Elephants received a best wishes letter from David Neitz – captain of the Melbourne Football Club. As a lifetime supporter of the Demons this made the president very happy and he declared that the letter was the greatest thing that had ever happened in his life. He declared that only representing the Elephants on home soil would top it for awesomeness&...